LEO STOLLER TRUTH SERUM BLOG

Christopher Stoller was arrested on January 20, 2009 and is currently incarcerated in the Lower Buckeye Jail in Maricopa County, Arizona. The citation number is CR2008124797001.  His inmate booking number is P504004. He is being held in lieu of a $25,000.00 cash bond. Christopher Stoller is scheduled to stand trial for disorderly conduct on June 9, 2009 at 9:00 am. The trial is scheduled to take place in the Superior Court of Arizona, Room 512, Phoenix, Arizona 85003. Updated information can be obtained through the Maricopa County Jail Inmate Information line (602) 876-0322 by entering Christopher Stoller’s booking number. (The foregoing information was obtained by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Inmate Information line.)

Leo Stoller was incarcerated in Cook County, IL (Chicago) on February 25, 2009 and remanded to a psychiatric unit for evaluation pending further judicial proceedings. Leo Stoller was released several days later. Leo Stoller is not currently in jail but faces further incarceration depending on the outcome of contempt proceedings. (The foregoing information was obtained through official records of the Cook County Court.)

Leo Stoller and Christopher Stoller, just like everyone else, are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog encourages anyone interested in the subject matter of this blog to do their own research, form their own independent conclusions, and not to rely on the representations made by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog or any other person or party.

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There once was a shepherd who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and yelled out, “Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!”

The villagers came running up the hill to help the shepherd drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The shepherd laughed at the sight of their angry faces.  The shepherd, who had been mixing medications with a six-pack of Guiness, yelled back at them, “I’m just exercising my First Amendment right to free speech!” 

“Don’t cry ‘wolf’, shepherd,” said the villagers, “when there’s no wolf!” They went grumbling back down the hill.

Meanwhile, awakened by the yelling, a pack of wolves that had been sleeping in the tall grass began to stir and ambled up a nearby hill to see what all the commotion was about. 

Looking down at the shepherd, Stitch, the most cantankerous of the wolves, looked at Benny, the leader of the pack, and said, “Should we go down there and rip that little prick limb from limb?” 

“Nah,” said Benny, “we can’t do anything worse to him than he’s doing to himself.” 

Later, well into his second six-pack of Guiness, the shepherd yelled out again, “Wolf! Wolf! The wolf is chasing the sheep!”  

To his drunken delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away.  

When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, “Listen you crazy bastard, save your frightened yells for when there is really something wrong! Don’t cry ‘wolf’ when there is NO wolf!”  

The shepherd giggled maniacally as he watched the villagers go grumbling down the hill once more, then yelled out to them, “Up yours! I’m just exercising my First Amendment right to free speech!”   

Later, after a couple of shots of Jagermeister and more mixed meds, he thought he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he stumbled to his feet and yelled out as loudly as he could, “Wolf! Wolf!”  

Much to his relief, he watched the villagers run up the hill. As he tried to rub the double-vision from his eyes, however, his relief turned to fear as he realized they were carrying pitchforks and ax handles. 

Meanwhile, Stitch looked at Benny and Benny just shook his head. They watched as the villagers ran up the hill. 

Trying to restore some goodwill, the shepherd smiled at the villagers. “Thank God you are here, there was a wolf–” 

One of the villagers then cracked the shepherd across the jaw with an ax handle, and the others pummeled him mercilessly as he sobbed out, “There was a wolf, I’m telling the truth this time! I’m telling the truth this time!” 

Benny then began to stroll down the hillside. 

“Sure you were, you lying bastard,” one of the villagers growled as he buried an ax handle into the shepherd’s ribs, “and we’re just exercising our right to Freedom of Assembly!” 

The villagers then turned and headed back towards town as the shepherd lay weeping on the hillside. “Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me?” he sobbed, “Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me?” 

“Where are you going?” Stitch said to Benny. “I don’t know about you guys,” Benny said, “but I’m having lamb for dinner.” 
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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog, as always, reminds everyone that Leo Stoller is, just like everyone else, innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog encourages its readers to do their own research, come to their own independent opinions and conclusions regarding Leo Stoller and his activities, and to not blindly accept any opinions or representations made by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog and, perhaps most importantly, do not blindly accept any representations made by Leo Stoller himself. 
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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can be found at http://stollerexposed.blog.com and is dedicated to providing full disclosure about Leo Stoller– who is not an attorney and has a long record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct— yet continues to represent himself to the public as “the nation’s leading trademark expert,” a“legal ethics expert,” and a “intellectual property expert.” The Courts, however, have a far different view of Stoller—they have called him a “vexatious litigant” whose purpose is to “harass legitimate actors for the purpose of extracting a settlement amount,” and have noted that Leo Stoller’s “lack of credibility is a matter of public record.”

The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog is dedicated to providing full disclosure about Leo Stoller– whose lack of credibility is a “matter of public record” according to the Courts– and the Truth Serum has been bombarded with more questions from its readers. Well, we aims to please, so here we go:

Question:    Isn’t Leo Stoller in jail in Arizona?

Truth Serum:    No, no, no. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can understand how you might get confused– after all, you need a scorecard to keep up with these guys– but that is incorrect. Christopher Stoller– Leo’s brother and a key player in Leo Stoller’s industry of “frivolous litigation”– is, according to police records, currently incarcerated in the Lower Buckeye jail in Maricopa County, Arizona. Official records indicate that he has been held without bond since earlier in the year. Maricopa County, Arizona is the county that has been made famous by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who is often referred to as “America’s Toughest Sheriff.” Sheriff Joe,  as he is often called, is the one who makes the inmates wear pink underwear, eat hideous food, has a “tent city” jail facility located in the middle of the scorching desert and, in general, it is his mission to make any stay in his jails as unpleasant as possible for the inmates. Leo, on the other hand, was remanded to the Cook County, IL (Chicago) jail for a psychiatric evaluation pending further proceedings for criminal contempt. Leo Stoller was released, swears that he was incarcerated in violation of his Constitutional rights, and vows to sue everyone associated with his incarceration. 

Question:    I was paging through Leo Stoller’s blog, and he says his organization dedicated to enforcing strict ethics has existed since 1974. Then there are a couple of entries that say it has been in existence since 2007. I don’t get it.

Truth Serum:    Well, to begin with, it’s not wise to rely on any representations made by Leo Stoller. That’s a matter of public record– he represents himself as being dedicated to the ”strict enforcement of legal ethics among lawyers, judges, politicians, and businessmen,” yet the Courts are on record as stating that he engages in a pattern of judicial misconduct and ethical misconduct, and that he makes frivolous and meritless claims as part of an “industry of vexatious litigation.” With that being said, who knows. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog does know this, however: he regularly solicits donations from the public to help in his so-called mission of “enforcing strict ethical conduct,” he attempts to sell “self-help” legal guides for various prices (sometimes as high as $150.00), and he was sued in 2002 by the Illinois Attorney General for allegedly setting up a bogus online charity that solicited funds for 9/11 victims. So, as far as the disparity between his representations about being in existence since 1974 or 2007– well, the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can only assure you that, as always, it is doing diligent research on the subject.   

Question:    I’ve been ripping on some bombs lately, but I keep getting kicked over the falls. What’s up with that?

Truth Serum:    Oh, for the love of God, girl– get a grip. If you want to rip the bombs, there’s nothing wrong with that– but you are going to get biffed and you are going to get blasted. Such is life. But if you want to stay vertical and are sucking too much water, try getting the weight of your butt centered over the waves better. They don’t call them bombs because they are easy to surf, babe. And, no, that bikini does not make your ass look fat. Sheesh.

Question:    What is that group Leo Stoller is always writing about on his blog when it comes to parental alienation and all that stuff?

Truth Serum:    Oh, wow– the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog purposely stays away from that one. Leo Stoller provides links on his blog to the filings, pleadings, and transcripts related to his bitter divorce and custody battle. That’s his choice. It’s his choice to publish that stuff all over the Internet.

The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog, obviously, despises Leo Stoller and the way he uses and abuses the judicial system and the way he fabricates, distorts, and attacks people on his blog. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog is more than willing to provide full disclosure about Leo Stoller and his public record of judicial misconduct and ethical misconduct and the unique brand of legal extortion he is engaged in. The Truth Serum will expose Leo Stoller on anything related to his attempts at making a living by engaging in frivolous litigation, serial misrepresentations, and smear tactics.

But your question involves families and children. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog has to draw the line somewhere, and it draws the line at providing full disclosure regarding Leo Stoller’s “industry of vexatious litigation.” The Truth Serum Blog will not venture into areas that could result in causing additional distress to families and children. That’s the Truth Serum Blog’s choice. That’s a line the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog will not cross.

The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog, as always, reminds everyone that Leo Stoller (and Christopher Stoller) are, just like everyone else, innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog encourages its readers to do their own research, come to their own independent opinions and conclusions regarding Leo Stoller and his activities, and to not blindly accept any opinions or representations made by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog and, perhaps most importantly, do not blindly accept any representations made by Leo Stoller himself. 
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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can be found at http://stollerexposed.blog.com and is dedicated to providing full disclosure about Leo Stoller– who is not an attorney and has a long record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct— yet continues to represent himself to the public as “the nation’s leading trademark expert,” a “legal ethics expert,” and a “intellectual property expert.” The Courts, however, have a far different view of Stoller—they have called him a “vexatious litigant” whose purpose is to “harass legitimate actors for the purpose of extracting a settlement amount,” and have noted that Leo Stoller’s “lack of credibility is a matter of public record.”