Monday, August 31, 2009

LEO STOLLER TRUTH SERUM BLOG: AMERICANS FOR ENFORCEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS

Well, there is a certain sense of perverted logic behind it. After all, Leo Stoller has always felt the need to represent himself to the public as an ‘expert’ in one form or another. 

 

Of course, a great place to start is Leo Stoller’s representation that he is the ‘Executive Director’ of the ‘Americans for the Enforcement of Attorney Ethics (AEAE), the purpose of which is supposedly ‘the strict enforcement of ethics among lawyers, judges and businessmen.’

 

That one worked has worked out well for Leo Stoller. He represents himself as a ‘legal ethics expert,’ despite seemingly-endless court opinions that address his penchant for frivolous lawsuits, misrepresentations, perjury, forgery, and a laundry list of sordid and unscrupulous behavior that is, well, the antithesis of all things remotely associated with the enforcement of ethical behavior.

 

And then there is Leo Stoller’s insistence that he is the “Nation’s Leading Trademark Expert,” but to be fair, Leo Stoller has never stated what nation or what planet to which he is referring. Despite the Trademark and Trial Board of the United States Patent Office being on record ad nauseum as describing Leo Stoller’s trademark antics as nothing more than serial attempts to harvest ill-gotten gains, or the United States District Court of the Northern District of Illinois noting, in not so many words, that Leo Stoller’s habitually ridiculous filings must be restrained, Stoller continues to represent himself to the public as a “trademark expert.”

 

Oh, yes, and then there is Leo Stoller the Constitutional Law expert or, to be more precise, Leo Stoller the freedom of speech expert. This has also worked out particularly well for Leo Stoller, as he continued to publish vicious and maligning material about the opposite party in a civil proceeding and found himself locked up– not once, but twice– in the Cook County Jail (year to date, of course). To be fair, Leo Stoller has applied the same depth of understanding of the First Amendment as he has to his assertions that he is an intellectual property expert. The same– but equally devoid.

 

And, of course, there is (or was) the organization called the ‘Americans for the Enforcement of Judicial Ethics,’ which appeared to be an offshoot of the lurid ‘Americans for the Enforcement of Attorney Ethics.’ Using the same charade of being a crusader against the corrupt and evil, Leo Stoller employed his strict vetting process and ethical abyss to appoint his brother, Christopher Stoller, as the ‘Executive Director’ of that sham. Christopher Stoller is now serving out a prison sentence in Arizona, but all things being equal, Christopher Stoller may have surmounted his brother’s standard of living, whereas Leo averred in a recent court document that he was subsisting on food stamps and social security.

 

So, naturally it follows that Leo Stoller would try once again to eke out a buck or two by marketing an organization to the masses that he represents as being in the righteous pursuit of truth and justice. And for only $25.00 per person annually, $100.00 per business annually, or the bargain-basement-price of $250.00 per year as a corporate sponsor, you too can hook yourself to the wagontrain of misrepresentation known as Leo Stoller.

 

There are, you guessed it, a few variations on Leo Stoller’s most recent attempts to make money on ineptitude marketed as legal genius. The contact name is ‘L. Stollen,’ but that could easily be attributed to the fact that– to borrow the wit of former Dallas Cowboy linebacker Thomas Henderson– Leo Stoller’s grasp of spelling leaves one to wonder if he could spell ‘cat’ after being spotted a ‘c’ and a ’t.’ Maybe this ineptitude has spilled over into his ability to spell his own name. Or maybe it is yet another devious attempt to fly under the radar long enough to get a little cash in his pocket, or maybe part of a scheme to outrun his myriad of creditors. 

 

Or maybe it is simply the case of a legitimate organization that, for whatever reason, is blind to Leo Stoller’s vast history of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct. Who knows-Leo Stoller espousing the law has always made about as much sense as a martian talking to a fungo. But, whatever the ‘Americans for the Enforcement of Intellectual Property Rights’ really is, it bears the stench of the rentamark.com domain, which is suspiciously similar to the rentamark.net domain that Leo Stoller is currently using to unleash his vitriol onto the world.

 

Here it is:

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Americans for the Enforcement of Intellectual Property Rights (AEIPR)

Address: PO Box 35215 Chicago, IL 60707-0215 USA
Contact Name:Stollen, L.
Phone: (773) 453-0080
Fax: (708) 453-0083
Email:aeipr@rentamark.com

Founded: 1975
Members: 80,032
Membership dues:
individual, $25 annual; business, $100 annual; corporate sponsor, $250 annual.
Staff:
10
Computer Services:
Mailing lists. * online services, ad banner (468×60 pixel) advertising.

Description: Individuals and organizations with an interest in intellectual property law. Promotes strict enforcement of laws protecting the rights of ownership of individuals to their own intellectual creations. Sponsors legal research and lobbying activities; works to strengthen statutory intellectual property protection. Serves as a platform to network lawyers to clients and lawyers nationwide on the net.

Awards: AWARDS: Trademark Attorney of the Year. FREQUENCY: annual. TYPE: recognition.

Publications: Journal, quarterly. Contains articles submitted by authors via email. PRICE: included in membership dues. CIRCULATION: 125,000. ADVERTISING: accepted. ALTERNATE FORMATS: online.

Conventions / Meetings: convention.

http://www.allbusiness.com/holding-other/miscellaneous-investing-patent/4040716-1.html

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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog is dedicated to exposing the REAL Leo Stoller, who is not an attorney and whose vast record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct has been meticulously documented by the courts. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can be found at http://stollerexposed.blog.com and, you guessed it, the Truth Serum encourages anyone interested in the subject to do their own research regarding the public record of Leo Stoller, and by all means, to come to your own independent conclusions regarding Leo Stoller and, perhaps most importantly, do not rely on the representations or opinions expressed by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog and/or Leo Stoller himself.  Leo Stoller, just like everyone else, is innocent until proven guilty in  a court of law.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

THE LEO STOLLER TRUTH SERUM BLOG: FACES ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE (OR MAYBE NOT)

 
Leo Stoller

Leo Stoller

Christopher Stoller

Christopher Stoller

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

                                                                                                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
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Saturday, August 15, 2009

THE LEO STOLLER TRUTH SERUM BLOG: SOCRATES? I OWN THAT MARK!

The Class Clown

“You can catch this character with their hands folded, somehow devouring themselves with the most active tongue amongst us all.  Ironically, if they’d just shut up, they would at least look smart. But that’s impossible. They’re addicted to sharing their ignorance. Socrates once said, ‘Wise people speak because they have something to say, while fools speak because they have to say something.’ And no, it’s not a personality disorder; it’s a lifestyle by choice because it’s easier.

Although their laughter is not counterfeit, it’s mostly a defense mechanism against their image. Could it be the guilt over them neglecting their sister and close friends? Perhaps it’s the justifiable embarrassment they have been to their parents. Not even a psychologist could know for sure without scripture. But a fool’s equation all ‘adds up.’….”

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Friday, July 31, 2009

LEO STOLLER OUT OF JAIL AGAIN; CHRISTOPHER STOLLER BEGINS PRISON SENTENCE

Leo Stoller was released from the Cook County Jail (Chicago) on July 15, 2009 after being behind bars for over a month. This is the second time this year Leo Stoller has been jailed for behavior related to a court proceeding.

In the early morning hours of February 25, 2009, Leo Stoller warned the opposing parties in a lawsuit that he would “See You In Court,” then wound up being removed from the courtroom that same day in handcuffs and remanded to a psychiatric unit of the Cook County Jail for evaluation.

For the next several weeks after being released following his February 25, 2009 incarceration, Leo Stoller insisted he had been jailed in violation of his Constitutional rights and vowed to sue everyone– the Judge, opposing counsel, the opposing party, etc.– that he considered responsible for his “unlawful” incarceration.

In June 2009, Stoller was jailed again for his conduct related to that same court proceeding. Upon his July 15 release from the Cook County Jail (Chicago), Stoller again insisted that he had been jailed in violation of his Constitutional rights. And, once again, Leo Stoller has vowed to sue everyone he considers responsible for his most recent “unlawful” incarceration.

Only time will tell if Leo Stoller is able to achieve the impressive trifecta of being jailed three times in the same calendar year.
 
Meanwhile, Christopher Stoller– Leo Stoller’s brother and a key player in what the Courts have described as Leo Stoller’s “industry of vexatious litigation– began a prison sentence on July 22, 2009. Christopher Stoller had been incarcerated in the Lower Buckeye Jail of Maricopa County (Arizona) since being arrested as a fugitive from justice on January 20, 2009.

Christopher Stoller is now imprisoned in the Phoenix-Alhambra Unit of the Arizona Department of Corrections. Information regarding Christopher Stoller’s prison sentence can be obtained by visiting the Arizona Department of Corrections website. Simply click on the tab labeled Inmate Information, and enter Christopher Stoller’s name or his prisoner identification number, which is 244539. 

Have a nice day.  

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

LEO STOLLER IN JAIL AGAIN; CHRISTOPHER STOLLER AWAITS SENTENCING

Well, Leo Stoller tried to pull it off and he corkscrewed it right into the ground. There was nothing glorious about it. The Truth Serum, well, okay, has some some satirical fun with Leo Stoller over his public record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct.And, yes, the Truth Serum has at times gone into a state of cyber-cardiac arrest by laughing so hard about the seemingly-endless inquiries into Leo Stoller’s truthfulness.
 
Okay, maybe it’s not that funny, although there are worse ways to go than dying from laughter. But that’s a whole different subject.
 
This time, though, Leo Stoller was 100% correct. Leo Stoller vowed to crash-and-burn and he did. Whether it happened as a result of his own ineptitude or, uh, just the way things happen to turn out when you dedicate yourself to being a pestilence within the judicial system (or both) doesn’t much matter. The Truth Serum made a promise some months ago to call itself out when it is wrong, and well, this is one of those occasions.
 
Not so long ago, Leo Stoller waxed poetic about his endless filings with the civil courts as if he were exercising some God-given right to file whatever and whenever he wants in whichever court he pleases. Procedural rules, ethical guidelines, substantive claims, telling the truth under oath, court rulings, judge’s rebukes be damned– Leo Stoller seemed to be championing the idea that the federal and state courts were a constitutionally protected playground where you could make up the rules as you went along. 
  
And on those myriad occasions when the courts warned Leo Stoller about his incredulous behavior and the fact that he was playing with fire– well, Leo Stoller seemed to take such words as a personal affront. More frivolous pleadings, more frivolous claims, and more unprovoked and unsubstantiated attacks on individuals, politicians, judges, lawyers, non-lawyers, and businessmen resulted. 

So here it goes– the Truth Serum, uh, may have been, uh, may have, uh, been slightly wrong about the fact that Leo Stoller has no credibility. That wasn’t so hard to say. Leo Stoller vowed to go down in some form of Leo Stoller-perceived legal martyrdom, and so far he has done exactly that. 
In a nutshell, Leo Stoller managed to salvage a scintilla of credibility over his lack of credibility.

And no, the irony isn’t lost on the Truth Serum– the courts have established ad nauseum that “Leo Stoller’s lack of credibility is a matter of public record.”

Okay, Okay. The Truth Serum has induced you with the title of this article then saturated you with its rhetoric for long enough, so here’s the deal: Leo Stoller was jailed on June 8, 2009.

Those words taste so sweet, the Truth Serum can’t help but to repeat itself: Leo Stoller was jailed on June 8, 2009.

Leo Stoller was taken into custody on June 8, 2009 and incarcerated in the Cook County jail indefinitely. He was held in contempt and taken into custody for allegedly failing to obtain a court-ordered psychiatric evaluation regarding whether he is competent to stand trial. It is an openended stay as a guest of Cook County, but is believed he will be jailed for up to two weeks. Maybe less. Maybe Longer. Maybe he’s out by now.

Regardless, the fact remains: Leo Stoller was jailed on June 8, 2009. (The Truth Serum can’t help but keep saying it.)

As an aside, psychiatric evaluations to determine whether Leo Stoller or his brother, Christopher Stoller, are competent to stand trial seem to be becoming a ritual. Christopher Stoller, you see, was a key player in the Stoller brothers’ business, which the courts described as “an industry of vexatious litigation.”

A translation of the legalistic phrase “an industry of frivolous litigation” can fairly be described as someone inclined to file frivolous lawsuits, make meritless and baseless claims, launch endless personal attacks and engage in a type of  legal extortion designed to “extract a settlement amount from legitimate actors.”  

Leo Stoller held Christopher Stoller in such high esteem that he made him the highly-coveted executive director of a group they claimed as being dedicated to the enforcement of judicial ethics.

By highly-coveted, the Truth Serum means to say that it looks at the public record of Leo Stoller and Christopher Stoller and, well, wants to hurl at the thought of either of these brothers having the temerity to represent themselves as being associated with anything associated with ethical behavior.

Anyhoo– Christopher allegedly got himself into trouble in Illinois, then found his way to Arizona. He allegedly got himself into more trouble in Maricopa County, Arizona, then found himself facing charges there as well. 

Somehow, Christopher was able to remain free in Maricopa County, Arizona while his lawyer argued that he was not competent to stand trial. Hearings ensued, psychiatric evaluations were ordered, and the case moved forward while Christopher Stoller remained free.

While all of this was going on, apparently the Court learned that Christopher Stoller had an outstanding felony arrest warrant in Lake County, Illinois. Christopher Stoller was arrested on January 20, 2009 then spent time in the psychiatric facility at the Lower Buckeye Jail in Phoenix, Arizona while it was argued whether he was competent to stand trial. 

According to the Maricopa County, Arizona Inmate Information line, Christopher Stoller has been incarcerated in the Lower Buckeye Jail since his January 20, 2009 arrest. After a series of hearings, Christopher Stoller was found competent to stand trial. He currently has a sentencing date set for July 20, 2009 at 8:30 am in Criminal Division G of the Maricopa County Superior Court.

Anyone interested in the disposition of Christopher Stoller’s case can call the Maricopa County (Arizona) Sheriff’s Inmate Information line at (602) 876-0322. Christopher Stoller’s booking number is P504004.

After Christopher Stoller’s arrest on January 20, 2009, Leo Stoller continued on per usual. He continued to represent himself to the public through his blog as the ”nation’s leading trademark expert,” despite the Trademark Trial and Appeal Board of the United States Patent Office being on record as describing him as an unscrupulous opportunist whose legitimacy must always be questioned. 

Leo Stoller continued to represent himself as having reached the the highly-coveted position of executive director of an organization dedicated to the enforcement of attorney ethics.

By highly-coveted, the Truth Serum means to say that it looks at the public record of Leo Stoller and Christopher Stoller and wants to, well, hurl at the thought of either of these brothers having the temerity to represent themselves as being associated with anything dedicated to ethical behavior. (Yeah, so what, the Truth Serum tends to repeat itself.) 

Leo Stoller continued to use his blog as a propoganda machine, distorting the facts and maligning those who continued to hand him his head in any of the many courtrooms where he attempted to lie, coerce, and extort his way in and out of trouble.

The courts continued to note that Leo Stoller and judicial abuse were part and parcel of one another, much like peanut butter and jelly, or based on his juvenile understanding of the law, perhaps it is more accurate to say a clown and his plastic red nose.

And being the classy individual that he is, Leo Stoller continued using his blog to attack his ex-wife and label her the “worst mother in the world” and an evil-monger who should be shunned by society. He did so by representing himself as the director of another so-called organization, this one dedicated to fighting “parental alienation.”

(The Truth Serum recognizes that parental alienation is a real issue. And there are many legitimate organizations dedicated to this issue. But the record and past history clearly show that Leo Stoller would represent himself as the head of a Philipino tribe if he thought he could benefit from it.)

It is probably no coincidence that a Cook County family court judge presiding over his custody case came to the conclusion that Leo Stoller’s fitness was a legitimate concern.  

Then, on February 25, 2009, a small dose of justice was meted out. Leo Stoller was hauled out of a Cook County, Illinois (Chicago) courtroom and remanded to the Cook County jail for a psychiatric evaluation pending further judicial proceedings for contempt.

That’s a nice way of saying the Court wanted to find out whether Leo Stoller didn’t have all his oars in the water, or whether he was just a bitter and mean-spirited asshole.

Leo Stoller’s February incarceration for contempt, of course, was due to him defying the judge’s orders in the child custody case. A fair reading of his blog makes it clear that one of Leo Stoller’s favorite diversions was to air his grievances about his custody case by harassing his ex-wife, threatening her divorce attorney with unsubstantiated charges of unethical misconduct and illegal behavior, and characterizing the judge as a buffoon who did not know the first thing about the law. 

After all, if someone is genuinely concerned about the welfare of their children and are heartbroken over their inability to see them, the natural thing to do is to malign their mother all over the Internet, isn’t it? Well, Leo Stoller has proven over and over again that he is a one-trick pony.  

And this is the part where the Truth Serum reminds you that all of this is a matter of public record, folks.

Upon his release from the psychiatric unit of the Cook County jail after the February arrest, Leo Stoller attempted to reinvent himself again. The ”legal ethics expert”– whose ratio of sanctions and disciplinary proceedings per courtroom appearance may very well exceed Babe Ruth’s slugging percentage– now decided he was a Constitutional Law expert, or more specifically, an expert on freedom of speech.

So Leo took off defiantly into cyberspace once again. There are few things that are genuinely entertaining in this world, but Leo Stoller musing about being an expert in anything related to the law is one of the few. 

Leo Stoller wrote about how he was unlawfully incarcerated. He wrote a little journal describing the horrors he faced during his nine days behind bars. He issued the usual Leo Stoller blog-threats to sue anyone and everyone he considered responsible for his incarceration– his ex-wife, her divorce attorney, the judge, anyone he could think of.

He spewed forth about how his Constitutional rights had been violated, he blew smoke about how he was the victim of malicious prosecution and Section 1983 violations.

He claimed he had been jailed for exercising his right to free speech. Apparently, Leo Stoller’s definition of the right to free speech is the right to publish venom about anyone related to a judicial proceeding where he had a perceived grievance.

Leo Stoller did so knowing full well that a Cook County judge had ordered him to knock it off, to cease publishing malicious material on his blog that was related to the child custody matter and to remove the garbage he had posted previously.

Leo Stoller also returned to one of his other favorite diversions– clogging up the Courts with idiotic lawsuits, brain dead motions, baseless claims, and frivolous pleadings. He continued to draw the Courts’ ire. His credibility, as always, being questioned at almost every turn.

Leo Stoller also began to spread himself around a bit, to use his blog to attack people other than those involved in the custody matter. Leo Stoller even started to get a little mellow– for a while there, it became abnormally entertaining. Leo backed off from the attack dog schtick for a while and it appeared as if he was making a Leo Stoller-style attempt to gain an iota of credibility because, after all, it’s never to late to start.

Well, that didn’t last long. It didn’t take Leo Stoller long to go off the rails with his frivolous pursuits and his endless stream of unsubstantiated attacks on people.

And always the person to make a brilliant move when it matters most, it was discovered that Leo Stoller allegedly tried to bamboozle the United States Bankruptcy Court for the Nothern District of Illinois.

And on he went. Leo Stoller continued to represent himself to the public as a brilliant legal mind and continued to offer ridiculous rewards in ridiculous matters. He continued to post false and derogatory pathological musings about anyone he perceived as being the bad guy in any of the ridiculous matters he brought before the Courts.

He also seemed prepared to post the bond amount required to file an appeal after the ritualistic dismissals of any one of his ridiculous motions in any one of his ridiculous cases.

Then, uh, Leo the Brain continued his pattern of requesting indigency from the Courts. For anyone fortunate enough to not have been schooled in legal language, Leo Stoller was requesting the Courts to waive its filing fees due to his economic circumstances.

(Just to go off for a minute– this especially angers the Truth Serum because there are a lot of people out there now who are suffering difficult economic circumstances. And then Leo Stoller, with his long record of ethical misconduct and judicial abuse, essentially asks the Courts to subsidize the filing fees in one of his Leo Stoller-type ridiculous filings. Offensive is too mild of word.)  

That, uh, didn’t go over to well. On April 24, 2009, the Honorable Frank H. Easterbrook of the United States Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit issued an order denying another ridiculous Leo Stoller motion. The order disposed of the frivolous motion in two sentences.

The remaining twenty or so sentences in the 7th Circuit order talked about how the Court had warned Leo Stoller about continued frivolous filings, about how he had ignored those warnings, and ended with, “If [the Court]  conclude[s] that Stoller has been untruthful regarding his alleged indigency, the Mack bar will be reinstated.”

Um, the Truth Serum has only two things to say about that 7th Circuit order. 

First, the Honorable Frank H. Easterbrook. For anyone who would have no reason to know one way or another, this man is well-known as being an excellent judge. Not exactly a guy you want mad at you.

And second, ouch, oh, man-that-hurts. Again, for anyone with no reason to know one way or another, the Court’s words in that order are, shall we say, extremely pointed. Always professional and judicious, but the judicial equivalent of Mike Tyson warming up in one corner while some unfortunate soul wearing oversized boxer shorts stands in the other corner counting the seconds until he finds out what the back of his face tastes like.  

And on he went. He continued to use his blog as the conduit for his rage. Leo Stoller then intensified his smear campaign regarding the custody battle and continued to publish his ridiculous self-serving jibberjabber. (Hey, it’s a word– well, if it isn’t, it should be.)  

Then that glorious day came when Leo Stoller regained a shred of credibility over his lack of credibility.

June 8, 2009. What a great day. Leo Stoller and his big mouth and empty head thrown in jail.

Of course it would be nice if he were still there. It would be an even fairer measure of justice if he were locked up for a long time. Maybe he was released. Or maybe he is still interpreting ink blots splattered on 8 x 10 cards. Maybe he found the love of his life and wants to stay. No judgment here.

And the rumor is he gave the password for his blog to someone so they could take it down. However it happened, Leo Stoller’s blog isn’t on the Internet anymore.  

Anyway you look at it, the Truth Serum isn’t complaining. Leo Stoller got thrown in jail again. Good times, good times indeed.

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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog apologizes for going back on its promise by publishing information related to his custody battle. The Truth Serum could not contain itself any longer. The Truth Serum merely got to the point where it felt a fuller version of the story must be told in its pursuit to expose the real Leo Stoller.

Leo Stoller and Christopher Stoller are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The opinions and representations made by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog are based on the public records of Leo Stoller and Christopher Stoller, and the Truth Serum, you guessed it, encourages everyone to look at the records, do their own research and form their own conclusions regarding the activities of Leo Stoller and Chritopher Stoller, and, by all means, do not blindly accept the opinions expressed or representations made my the Truth Serum or anyone else.

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

LEO STOLLER AND HIS RECORD OF JUDICIAL ABUSE AND ETHICAL MISCONDUCT (CHAPTER 1)

Leo Stoller– who is not an attorney and engages in judicial abuse and ethical misconduct with the regularity of a bodily function– represents himself to the public as the Director of the Americans for the Enforcement of Attorney Ethics, an organization he claims is dedicated to “ferreting out corruption among government, lawyers and businessmen.”

Leo Stoller also holds himself out to the public as the nation’s leading trademark expert, a legal ethics expert, intellectual property expert, expert witness, and constitutional scholar.

Stoller, of course, regularly uses his Internet blog to solicit donations from the public in his purported mission to “exalt the law,” and also uses his Internet blog as an attempt to sell his self-styled “legal guides” to the public.

Always interested in what the courts have to say about Leo Stoller as opposed to how he represents himself to the public, the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog decided to do a little research and has compiled a few of its favorite quotes about Leo Stoller and his record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct (non-inclusive):

“The motion of [Leo Stoller] for leave to proceed in forma pauperis is denied, and the petition for writ of certiorari is dismissed. As [Leo Stoller] has repeatedly abused this Court’s process, the Clerk is directed not to accept any further petitions in noncriminal matters from [Stoller] unless the docketing fee required by Rule 38(a) is paid and the petition is submitted in compliance with Rule 33.1″ (United States Supreme Court, 07-10194) 

“Stoller offered confused, misleading deposition testimony with unfulfilled promises of cooperation. And the documents produced effectively made a mockery of the entire proceeding.” (United States Court of Appeals for the 7th Circuit, 06-2083) 

“[Leo Stoller's] lack of candor also is evident from his Bankruptcy Petition…These documents are replete with false statements, misleading information, and omissions of material facts.”
(United States Bankruptcy Court, Northern District of Illinois, 05 B 64075) 

“Mr. Stoller’s litigation strategy of delay, harassment and even falsifying documents in other cases is well documented.” (United States Patent and Trademark Office, Trademark Trial and Appeal Board, Opp. No. 110, 672)

“In fact, several courts in this district have noted explicitly that [Stoller] deals in meritless claims and bad faith litigation.” (United States District Court, Northern District of Illinois, 04 C 3049)

To be continued….

Leo Stoller, just like everyone else, is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog encourages anyone interested in the subject to do their own research, form their own independent conclusions about Leo Stoller, and to not rely on the opinions or representations made by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog and, perhaps most importantly, to not rely on the representations made by Leo Stoller himself.
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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can be found at  http://stollerexposed.blog.com and is dedicated to providing full disclosure about Leo Stoller– who is not an attorney and has a long record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct— yet continues to represent himself to the public as “the nation’s leading trademark expert,” a “legal ethics expert,” and a “intellectual property expert.” The Courts, however, have a far different view of Stoller—they have called him a “vexatious litigant” whose purpose is to “harass legitimate actors for the purpose of extracting a settlement amount,” and have noted that Leo Stoller’s “lack of credibility is a matter of public record.”

  

 

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

THE LEO STOLLER AND CHRISTOPHER STOLLER INCARCERATION REPORT

Christopher Stoller was arrested on January 20, 2009 and is currently incarcerated in the Lower Buckeye Jail in Maricopa County, Arizona. The citation number is CR2008124797001.  His inmate booking number is P504004. He is being held in lieu of a $25,000.00 cash bond. Christopher Stoller is scheduled to stand trial for disorderly conduct on June 9, 2009 at 9:00 am. The trial is scheduled to take place in the Superior Court of Arizona, Room 512, Phoenix, Arizona 85003. Updated information can be obtained through the Maricopa County Jail Inmate Information line (602) 876-0322 by entering Christopher Stoller’s booking number. (The foregoing information was obtained by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Inmate Information line.)

Leo Stoller was incarcerated in Cook County, IL (Chicago) on February 25, 2009 and remanded to a psychiatric unit for evaluation pending further judicial proceedings. Leo Stoller was released several days later. Leo Stoller is not currently in jail but faces further incarceration depending on the outcome of contempt proceedings. (The foregoing information was obtained through official records of the Cook County Court.)

Leo Stoller and Christopher Stoller, just like everyone else, are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog encourages anyone interested in the subject matter of this blog to do their own research, form their own independent conclusions, and not to rely on the representations made by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog or any other person or party.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

LEO STOLLER AND THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF

There once was a shepherd who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and yelled out, “Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!”

The villagers came running up the hill to help the shepherd drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The shepherd laughed at the sight of their angry faces.  The shepherd, who had been mixing medications with a six-pack of Guiness, yelled back at them, “I’m just exercising my First Amendment right to free speech!” 

“Don’t cry ‘wolf’, shepherd,” said the villagers, “when there’s no wolf!” They went grumbling back down the hill.

Meanwhile, awakened by the yelling, a pack of wolves that had been sleeping in the tall grass began to stir and ambled up a nearby hill to see what all the commotion was about. 

Looking down at the shepherd, Stitch, the most cantankerous of the wolves, looked at Benny, the leader of the pack, and said, “Should we go down there and rip that little prick limb from limb?” 

“Nah,” said Benny, “we can’t do anything worse to him than he’s doing to himself.” 

Later, well into his second six-pack of Guiness, the shepherd yelled out again, “Wolf! Wolf! The wolf is chasing the sheep!”  

To his drunken delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away.  

When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, “Listen you crazy bastard, save your frightened yells for when there is really something wrong! Don’t cry ‘wolf’ when there is NO wolf!”  

The shepherd giggled maniacally as he watched the villagers go grumbling down the hill once more, then yelled out to them, “Up yours! I’m just exercising my First Amendment right to free speech!”   

Later, after a couple of shots of Jagermeister and more mixed meds, he thought he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he stumbled to his feet and yelled out as loudly as he could, “Wolf! Wolf!”  

Much to his relief, he watched the villagers run up the hill. As he tried to rub the double-vision from his eyes, however, his relief turned to fear as he realized they were carrying pitchforks and ax handles. 

Meanwhile, Stitch looked at Benny and Benny just shook his head. They watched as the villagers ran up the hill. 

Trying to restore some goodwill, the shepherd smiled at the villagers. “Thank God you are here, there was a wolf–” 

One of the villagers then cracked the shepherd across the jaw with an ax handle, and the others pummeled him mercilessly as he sobbed out, “There was a wolf, I’m telling the truth this time! I’m telling the truth this time!” 

Benny then began to stroll down the hillside. 

“Sure you were, you lying bastard,” one of the villagers growled as he buried an ax handle into the shepherd’s ribs, “and we’re just exercising our right to Freedom of Assembly!” 

The villagers then turned and headed back towards town as the shepherd lay weeping on the hillside. “Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me?” he sobbed, “Why doesn’t anyone ever believe me?” 

“Where are you going?” Stitch said to Benny. “I don’t know about you guys,” Benny said, “but I’m having lamb for dinner.” 

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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog, as always, reminds everyone that Leo Stoller is, just like everyone else, innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog encourages its readers to do their own research, come to their own independent opinions and conclusions regarding Leo Stoller and his activities, and to not blindly accept any opinions or representations made by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog and, perhaps most importantly, do not blindly accept any representations made by Leo Stoller himself. 
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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can be found at http://stollerexposed.blog.com and is dedicated to providing full disclosure about Leo Stoller– who is not an attorney and has a long record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct— yet continues to represent himself to the public as “the nation’s leading trademark expert,” a“legal ethics expert,” and a “intellectual property expert.” The Courts, however, have a far different view of Stoller—they have called him a “vexatious litigant” whose purpose is to “harass legitimate actors for the purpose of extracting a settlement amount,” and have noted that Leo Stoller’s “lack of credibility is a matter of public record.”

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Sunday, April 5, 2009

THE LEO STOLLER TRUTH SERUM BLOG ANSWERS QUESTIONS FROM ITS READERS (PART DEUX)

The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog is dedicated to providing full disclosure about Leo Stoller– whose lack of credibility is a “matter of public record” according to the Courts– and the Truth Serum has been bombarded with more questions from its readers. Well, we aims to please, so here we go:

Question:    Isn’t Leo Stoller in jail in Arizona?

Truth Serum:    No, no, no. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can understand how you might get confused– after all, you need a scorecard to keep up with these guys– but that is incorrect. Christopher Stoller– Leo’s brother and a key player in Leo Stoller’s industry of “frivolous litigation”– is, according to police records, currently incarcerated in the Lower Buckeye jail in Maricopa County, Arizona. Official records indicate that he has been held without bond since earlier in the year. Maricopa County, Arizona is the county that has been made famous by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who is often referred to as “America’s Toughest Sheriff.” Sheriff Joe,  as he is often called, is the one who makes the inmates wear pink underwear, eat hideous food, has a “tent city” jail facility located in the middle of the scorching desert and, in general, it is his mission to make any stay in his jails as unpleasant as possible for the inmates. Leo, on the other hand, was remanded to the Cook County, IL (Chicago) jail for a psychiatric evaluation pending further proceedings for criminal contempt. Leo Stoller was released, swears that he was incarcerated in violation of his Constitutional rights, and vows to sue everyone associated with his incarceration. 

Question:    I was paging through Leo Stoller’s blog, and he says his organization dedicated to enforcing strict ethics has existed since 1974. Then there are a couple of entries that say it has been in existence since 2007. I don’t get it.

Truth Serum:    Well, to begin with, it’s not wise to rely on any representations made by Leo Stoller. That’s a matter of public record– he represents himself as being dedicated to the ”strict enforcement of legal ethics among lawyers, judges, politicians, and businessmen,” yet the Courts are on record as stating that he engages in a pattern of judicial misconduct and ethical misconduct, and that he makes frivolous and meritless claims as part of an “industry of vexatious litigation.” With that being said, who knows. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog does know this, however: he regularly solicits donations from the public to help in his so-called mission of “enforcing strict ethical conduct,” he attempts to sell “self-help” legal guides for various prices (sometimes as high as $150.00), and he was sued in 2002 by the Illinois Attorney General for allegedly setting up a bogus online charity that solicited funds for 9/11 victims. So, as far as the disparity between his representations about being in existence since 1974 or 2007– well, the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can only assure you that, as always, it is doing diligent research on the subject.   

Question:    I’ve been ripping on some bombs lately, but I keep getting kicked over the falls. What’s up with that?

Truth Serum:    Oh, for the love of God, girl– get a grip. If you want to rip the bombs, there’s nothing wrong with that– but you are going to get biffed and you are going to get blasted. Such is life. But if you want to stay vertical and are sucking too much water, try getting the weight of your butt centered over the waves better. They don’t call them bombs because they are easy to surf, babe. And, no, that bikini does not make your ass look fat. Sheesh.

Question:    What is that group Leo Stoller is always writing about on his blog when it comes to parental alienation and all that stuff?

Truth Serum:    Oh, wow– the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog purposely stays away from that one. Leo Stoller provides links on his blog to the filings, pleadings, and transcripts related to his bitter divorce and custody battle. That’s his choice. It’s his choice to publish that stuff all over the Internet.

The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog, obviously, despises Leo Stoller and the way he uses and abuses the judicial system and the way he fabricates, distorts, and attacks people on his blog. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog is more than willing to provide full disclosure about Leo Stoller and his public record of judicial misconduct and ethical misconduct and the unique brand of legal extortion he is engaged in. The Truth Serum will expose Leo Stoller on anything related to his attempts at making a living by engaging in frivolous litigation, serial misrepresentations, and smear tactics.

But your question involves families and children. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog has to draw the line somewhere, and it draws the line at providing full disclosure regarding Leo Stoller’s “industry of vexatious litigation.” The Truth Serum Blog will not venture into areas that could result in causing additional distress to families and children. That’s the Truth Serum Blog’s choice. That’s a line the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog will not cross.

The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog, as always, reminds everyone that Leo Stoller (and Christopher Stoller) are, just like everyone else, innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog encourages its readers to do their own research, come to their own independent opinions and conclusions regarding Leo Stoller and his activities, and to not blindly accept any opinions or representations made by the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog and, perhaps most importantly, do not blindly accept any representations made by Leo Stoller himself. 
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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can be found at http://stollerexposed.blog.com and is dedicated to providing full disclosure about Leo Stoller– who is not an attorney and has a long record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct— yet continues to represent himself to the public as “the nation’s leading trademark expert,” a “legal ethics expert,” and a “intellectual property expert.” The Courts, however, have a far different view of Stoller—they have called him a “vexatious litigant” whose purpose is to “harass legitimate actors for the purpose of extracting a settlement amount,” and have noted that Leo Stoller’s “lack of credibility is a matter of public record.”

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Monday, March 30, 2009

LEO STOLLER: LEGAL ETHICS AND TRADEMARK EXPERT, DIRECTOR OF AMERICANS FOR THE ENFORCEMENT OF ATTORNEY ETHICS (SAY WHAT?!?!)

Leo Stoller– whose “lack of credibility is a matter of public record” according to the courts– represents himself as the Executive Director for the Americans for Enforcement of Attorney Ethics (AEAE).

According to Leo Stoller, the AEAE is a not-for-profit group that dedicates itself to “the strict enforcement of attorney ethics” and is “working to make a better democracy by ferreting out corrupt governmental officials, lawyers and judges.”

The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog– in light of Leo Stoller’s public record of judicial and ethical misconduct– became curious as to the real purpose of the “Americans for Enforcement of Attorney Ethics,” so, of course, it decided to do a little research on the subject. 

As you can imagine, the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog discovered that, well, at least Leo Stoller is consistent when it comes to his lack of credibility.

To begin with, it is no surprise that Stoller represents the “AEAE” as a not-for-profit organization, and it is no surprise that he regularly uses the “Americans for Enforcement of Attorney Ethics” website to solicit donations from the public.

After all, this is the same man who was sued by the Illinois Attorney General for allegedly setting up a bogus online charity that solicited donations for 9/11 victims. Leo Stoller, of course, never admitted any wrongdoing in the matter, paid a fine, and was barred from soliciting for charities in Illinois.

Not at all shocking, as anyone familiar with the ways of Leo Stoller might say.

What is shocking, however, is that Leo Stoller– who is not an attorney but has spent a large part of his life being ridiculed by the courts– would actually have the gall to suggest that he belongs to an organization dedicated to legal ethics, not to mention that he would be brazen enough to anoint himself Executive Director of such a group.

According to his public record, Leo Stoller might be the first person to declare himself the head of an organization where, according to its own stated objective of enforcing “strict” ethics, he might not even make it past roll call before being heaved out the back door at the first meeting.

Yes, this is the same man whose conduct in the judicial system has been described as fraudulent, harassing, frivolous, meritless, egregious, inconsistent, malicious, willful, demonstrably false, deliberate, and vexatious– just to name a few.

The list of adjectives used by the courts to describe the depth of Leo Stoller’s misconduct is, shall we say, a study in multitudinousness. (Kind of liked that one, didn’t ya?– knew you would.)    

And, yes, yes, Leo Stoller is the same man whose court filings– because of his long and sordid history of asserting frivolous claims– were restrained by way of an Executive Committee Order signed by Chief Judge James Holderman of the United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois (Eastern Division).

And yes, yes, yes, Leo Stoller is the same man whom the United States Supreme Court described as “repeatedly abusing that court’s process,” resulting in the Court directing its Clerk not to accept any further petitions from Leo Stoller unless he complied with its procedures.

Well, in our quest to figure out the true purpose of the “Americans for Enforcement of Attorney Ethics,” it seems we can cross two things off our list: Leo Stoller’s genuine interest in the enforcement of ethics, and a magnanimous desire by Leo Stoller to surveil the justice system for the public’s welfare.

Hmmm. When dealing with what you don’t know, sometimes it’s better to go back and start with what you do know.

We do know that Leo Stoller has a long history of “harassing legitimate actors for the purpose of extracting a settlement amount.” That’s a matter of public record. That also appears to be a common thread in all of Leo Stoller’s activities. 

We also know that Leo Stoller’s “Americans for Enforcement of Attorney Ethics” website is littered with the names and faces of individuals, judges, non-judges, businesses, attorneys, and non-attorneys; it is littered with innuendo, fabrication, distortions, misrepresentations and falsehoods.

It is filled with fanciful tales of Leo Stoler’s legal acumen, his pronunciations of victory after being granted a minor procedural aside. He hails himself as the nation’s leading trademark expert, a legal scholar, a constitutional authority, a, ahem, legal ethics expert.

It is used as a tool to distort and smear…Wait a second, we might be on to something.

Maybe, just maybe, Leo Stoller’s “Americans for Enforcement of Attorney Ethics” is just a ruse. Maybe it’s just another tool consistent with Leo Stoller’s judicial record of threatening, harassing, and coercing individuals and businesses for the purpose of serving his own sinister self-interests.

Maybe it’s just a tool to try to get people to retreat, to not pursue him for all the wrongs he has inflicted, to try to keep himself out of jail. Maybe it’s just another series of pathetic attempts to “harass legitimate actors for extracting a settlement amount.” Maybe it’s just a tool to sell some ”legal guides,” written by the self-anointed “legal expert” Leo Stoller himself, to the unwitting masses in an attempt to generate some extra revenue…. 

Maybe, just maybe…

The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog will have to do some more research and get back to you on this one. 

Leo Stoller, just like everyone else, is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog, as always, encourages anyone interested in Leo Stoller’s activities to do their own research, to form their own independent conclusions regarding Leo Stoller and his public record and, by all means, do not accept the opinions or representations of the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog as an authoritative source, and perhaps most importantly, do not blindly accept the representations made by Leo Stoller himself. To put it in a nutshell, the Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog encourages everyone to think for themselves when it comes to the subject of Leo Stoller and his activities.
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The Leo Stoller Truth Serum Blog can be found at http://stollerexposed.blog.com and is dedicated to providing full disclosure about Leo Stoller– who is not an attorney and has a long record of judicial abuse and ethical misconduct— yet continues to represent himself to the public as “the nation’s leading trademark expert,” a “legal ethics expert,” and a “intellectual property expert.” The Courts, however, have a far different view of Stoller—they have called him a “vexatious litigant” whose purpose is to “harass legitimate actors for the purpose of extracting a settlement amount,” and have noted that Leo Stoller’s “lack of credibility is a matter of public record.” 
  

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